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I can't really explain it, but there is just something very cool about this guy wearing a Viking helmet and a huge clock around his neck. Why didn't anybody think of this, before?
Well, nevermind that his teeth look like they were borrowed from the cryptkeeper. Yech!

Welcome to Catholic's Corner.

It seems like every other person that I meet is a Catholic. The Pope is even visiting our country. So, I've been learning all about Catholics to see what it's about.

I met this Priest and his pretty girlfriend at a party. They were very very nice. He went around blessing everybody.

Did you know that the Pope is a German? He is....Really!

It would be neat if they had him wear a helmet, just like in those war movies on TV. Although that hairdo of his sort of looks like it should come equipped with a chinstrap.

Catholics can also help you if your dog gets possessed by demons. So, you won't have to shoot him or have him gassed. (You can anyway if you just don't like him.)

How cool is that?

LOLSluts

For everyone (who is like me) and is sick and tired of being emailed LOLCats,which are cutsie dumbassed pictured of kitties supposedly saying wittle cute things, here is another angle on the idea.

IM IN UR JAYLZ ... HAVIN NO MAK-UP!























DEY TOOKZ MAH CHILDRENZ MAHD ME PAY MONEE TO SKUMBG...JIST CUZ I DRUNKEN HO!

My Tribute To Canada

Since I've had lots of fun on my trips to Canada, I thought that I would pay tribute with a nice photo-montage. Of course, since blogger-blogs are such crap...the photos are not in the order that I intended. What the hell, blogger is free and I'm a cheapskate.

Separated At Birth?

Has to be the same guy...there cannot be two idiots on the same planet who are that irritating. If they are different guys, then I have the unconquerable urge to strangle one with the other's entrails.

Correction

The Kellogg's OK Oat Cereal guy could not have been plagiarized from the Brawny papertowel ad campaign, because it did not debut until 1974. In fact, the Brawny papertowel lumberjack was pirated from this 1972 Monty Python episode. The resemblence is uncanny. I stand corrected.

More Midnight Exhumations From the Graveyard of Defunct Cereal Brands

You've got to wonder, did they really exhaust every possible idea for a cereal box mascot, so they had no other choice but to resort to using a wildebeest? Since Kellog's ad-men were so bereft of origional ideas that they were forced into using migratory land animals of the subsaharan African plains, one shudders to think what could have been next...a warthog...a hyena?

Then, there's further evidence that they were completely running out of ideas, when they decided to recycle the Brawny Paper Towel guy on a cereal box. Did they really think that nobody would notice? There's the anobolic steroid induced muscles, the lazy eye, and the clenched fist that's just as large as his pin head. They even blatantly used the word "BR-R-AWNY" on the box. Their lame attempt at disguising him as a scotsman only resulted in this disturbing Village People meets "Braveheart" image.