Chick Porn

If you thought that Burger King couldn't get any stranger than they already are with that stupid walking plastic King (see my blog archives from 8 April), then take a look at "Subservient Chicken".

You can boss Subservient Chicken around on Burger King's website: http://www.subservientchicken.com/ and it will do whatever you tell it to. Just be prepared to feel your skin crawl and to throw-up in your mouth a little. At least it's not a clown.

Ted Haggard Has Started a New Ministry

Anyone else curious as to what the sermon is going to be about? Is he sharing his own personal experience on how to deal with male prostitutes?
That sign makes me want to stay home on Sunday morning and do yard work.
That's just too much information from Pastor Haggard.
Oh, and he still insists that he's NOT gay.
Actually, he's probably not. That would require being human, first.

Allahu Ahk-Bear!

Derka-Derka, Mohammad Jihad!

It's the CAIR bears...TeddyHamas, HezzBearlah, and Jihad Ben. Whatever you do, just don't touch the little red button on his vest. Once they martyr themselves, 72 untouched picnic baskets await them in the afterlife.

Mohammad-the-Pooh

Here's the latest series of children's stories from the Middle East.
In this scene we see the loveable, hugable, stuffed-with-fluff,
Mohammad the Pooh and he is confronting Zorak
the evil Mantis of the apocalypse.

Too bad that the series didn't get past the first book. The author and illustrator were publicly stoned to death in the Sudan by an angry mob. Evidently, muslims were offended by a stuffed bear having the same first name as their prophet.
If you ask me, it's bears who should be offended.

The Evil Continues...

These efforts were commendable but ineffective. The thing still lives.

Can anything be done, before billions and billions more are "served"?

Happy 4th of July!

Nothing says "Liberty and Freedom" quite like a shot of Jaegermeister with a bathwater chaser.

Now, It's Coming For Your Daughters!

Don't say that I didn't warn you. It's gotten even worse.

When are you people going to listen to reason? Someone needs to finally drive a stake through its cold lifeless heart and end it all. Stop the horror!