More Cute Blondes!

Her name is Alison Damore. She's sort-of done some acting; local commercials, comedy fundraisers, etc. Her primary claim to fame is that she was one of the Motorsports Unlimited girls, doing public appearances and TV while in a skimpy (but tasteful) costume which included feathers.
Best of all, she looks just as hot when wet as she does dry.

More Cute Bears!

Don't you just wanta pat this wittle guy's head and feed him marshmellows? He looks like if you could just poke him in the tummy he'd giggle. Well, that's not a very good idea, because his mommy is one of the largest land predator's in North America and will rip your throat out with her massive sharp claws, jump up-and-down on your writhing carcass until it stops twitching, and then stuff your corpse under pile of dead tree branches until it ages a bit so that she can come back in a couple of days and have what's left for a snack. Bon Appetit! :)

When Schnauzers Attack!

It's Mr. Barky Von Schnauzer to the rescue.

He's even got his own website: http://mrbarkyvonschnauzer.ytmnd.com/

(I know, I know...it's irritating, but what do you expect from a dog? I mean, they lack most cognitive abilities and prehensile, opposible thumbs/forefingers. He probably has to type one letter at a time with those clumbsy front paws.)

Anyway...

In this picture:

He's attacking Poultricide, the creepy evil chicken from an earlier post on this very blog.

Bear Fight!

"Why, you...I oughta...!"

The Great Pig Massacre.

I went to this place near Salado, Texas where they let us shoot all the pigs that we wanted to.

After we shot most of the pigs the rest of them ran off. So, we shot empty cans and stuff. I even shot an old refrigerator, one that didn't work anymore.

Then we went back to this cabin and drank lots of whiskey. I couldn't believe this guy (his name is Curtiss) actually put his mouth on one of the dirty things. Yuck! I didn't get THAT drunk.

Evidently, the people who own this place don't like pigs. That's why they wanted us to kill them.

They aren't muslims or anything...I think they're Catholics, but they just don't like pigs.

A Tribute To My Favorite Actress.

Her name is Ashlie Rhey and she has appeared in such artistic film masterpieces as: "Beverly Hills Bordello II", "Midnight Tease", "Erotic Confessions", "Primal", "Pot Zombies II", "Bikini Ho-Down", "Cannibal Taboo", and "Texas Frightmare Weekend".

Here, we see her during a candid moment at the State Fair in Dallas. She insisted on having her picture taken with the giant weenie.

"Sigh"...such gracious beauty.

I've been her biggest fan since I first saw her in "Boiler room" and fell in love.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

OK, who's Irish?

Here Is Where I Went On Vacation

I went to Tijuana, Mexico. This is always a fun place. It's sort of like a petting zoo for perverts.

Usually, I'll also see a bullfight and go to a whorehouse.

Papa's and Beer is a great place in Ensenada.

I Really Have To Get A New Picture

I just noticed that my picture is really outdated.
That one was taken in 1944 outside one of the Poultry plants that I own.
In the picture I'm kidding and joking around with some of my drivers. They got a real big laugh out of the old "go ahead, pull my finger" gag.

Thought For The Day

Help stamp out apathy.
Or don't...I don't care.

This guy is my Evil Nemesis

His name is Poulticide. He likes to hang out on chatrooms and guestbooks telling other people about his bizarre antics. Stuff like tying-up hens and threatening them with a switchblade.
(well, more information than we really want to know.
You can see him at this site: http://www.subservientchicken.com/

Real creepy, isn't he?
Evidently, he get's off by being in the subservient role.
Go ahead, tell him to do whatever you want him to do.
Or don't... see if I care.

The Ramblings of badVlad

I am in a very foul mood, today.
Neeeee!

Does this thing work?