Don't you just wanta pat this wittle guy's head and feed him marshmellows? He looks like if you could just poke him in the tummy he'd giggle. Well, that's not a very good idea, because his mommy is one of the largest land predator's in North America and will rip your throat out with her massive sharp claws, jump up-and-down on your writhing carcass until it stops twitching, and then stuff your corpse under pile of dead tree branches until it ages a bit so that she can come back in a couple of days and have what's left for a snack. Bon Appetit! :)
1 comment:
You crack me up!
Joyless
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