Monday, December 22, 2008

Disturbing Ad Campaigns From Yesteryear (part 3, feminine hygiene)




Here we see two feminine hygiene ads from the 1940s. The featured products are from market competitors, yet the management of both companies used eerily similar advertisements.
Evidently, a widespread lack of "feminine freshness" was causing an epidemic of nattily-dressed men leaving their wives. So, along came Zonite and Lysol to rescue the American family.
This begs the question; was the average American male at the time completely ignorant of biology and unable to make a simple caring suggestion to his innocent young wife about a common health concern?
Or perhaps, it was just a convenient excuse to leave for a night out with "the boys". I can't help but notice a striking resemblence between the guys in these ads and the two PJ-clad homo-erotic log ride partners in the ad posted below.

Disturbing Ad Campaigns From Yesteryear (part 2, sausage-squad up the blue-end)


Nothing to see here, folks; just two bachelors goofing off in their PJs, giving each other log rides...Meanwhile, some half-human, half-reindeer creatures are hanging out in the background... Just another typical Christmas. Actually it's more like Norman Rockwell collaborated with Robert Maplethorp to produce this ad for Textron's new line of PJs from their Sodom and Gomorrah collection.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Disturbing Ad Campaigns From Yesteryear






What the hell?


It's Ricky the magic Cancer-Elf tempting all passersby with the medicinal benefits of tar and nicotine.


This ad obviously dates back to the carefree good-old days, prior to child labour laws and surgeon generals' warnings. During this golden age all of the finer hotels employed squads of uniformed children to handout cigarettes in the lobby.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

The Last Breakfast



Well, I don't know very much about art, but I know what I like.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Bush Shocker!



What can I say? This has not been photoshopped. It is real and featured on the Whitehouse website. If you don't believe me, then check it out: http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2008/11/images/20081112_d-0077-5-515h.html As if things weren't bad enough, we now have the president acting like a douche. Anytime a Bush is President, whether it's Poppy or Junior, we get wars and economic crisis. Is there any way that we can move up the inauguration? I have a recommendation on where Bush can place that pinky-finger of his, but I'm afraid that his head would be in the way.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Du Rouge a Levres Sur Une Cochonne


MONTREAL—Sarah Palin unwittingly took a prank call Saturday from a Canadian comedian posing as French President Nicolas Sarkozy and telling her she would make a good president someday.
"Maybe in eight years," replied a laughing Palin.
The Republican vice presidential nominee discussed politics, the perils of hunting with Vice President Dick Cheney, and Sarkozy's "beautiful wife," in a recording of the six-minute call released Saturday and set to air Monday on a Quebec radio station.
The call was made by a well-known Montreal comedy duo Marc-Antoine Audette and Sebastien Trudel. Known as the Masked Avengers, the two are notorious for prank calls to celebrities and heads of state.
Audette, posed as Sarkozy, spoke in an exaggerated French accent and dropped ample hints that the conversation was a joke. But Palin seemingly did not pick up on them.
He told Palin one of his favorite pastimes is hunting, also a passion of the 44-year-old Alaska governor.
"I just love killing those animals. Mmm, mmm, take away life, that is so fun," the fake Sarkozy said.
He proposed that they go hunting together by helicopter, something he said he has never done.
When Audette referred to Canadian singer Steph Carse as Canada's prime minister, Palin replied: "Well, he's doing fine and yeah, when you come into a position misunderestimated it gives you an opportunity to prove the pundits and the critics wrong. You work that much harder." Canada's prime minister is Stephen Harper.
The caller asked Palin if Joe the Plumber was her husband and added: "We have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France. It's called Marcel, the guy with bread under his armpit."
As a Palin supporter all I can do is express my disappointment. She never takes my calls anymore, but she'll spend plenty of time talking to this guy just because he can do a cheezy French accent. The last time we spoke, she only said; "Who is this?" and hung up. The heavy breathing probably didn't help.