

A collection of random thoughts and musings which chronicle the counter-clockwise swirling decline of Western Civilization




What the hell?
It's Ricky the magic Cancer-Elf tempting all passersby with the medicinal benefits of tar and nicotine.
This ad obviously dates back to the carefree good-old days, prior to child labour laws and surgeon generals' warnings. During this golden age all of the finer hotels employed squads of uniformed children to handout cigarettes in the lobby.

What can I say? This has not been photoshopped. It is real and featured on the Whitehouse website. If you don't believe me, then check it out: http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2008/11/images/20081112_d-0077-5-515h.html As if things weren't bad enough, we now have the president acting like a douche. Anytime a Bush is President, whether it's Poppy or Junior, we get wars and economic crisis. Is there any way that we can move up the inauguration? I have a recommendation on where Bush can place that pinky-finger of his, but I'm afraid that his head would be in the way.
