Monday, May 19, 2014

Cliven Bundy...Real Murican!




Nevada rancher and Teabagger, Cliven Bundy, gave us his expert cotton-picking opinions on race relations. He has an exciting new theory on entitlement reform which would entail utlizing welfare recipients as forced agricultural laborers, complete with overseers, whips, dogs, chains, and manacles. Well...only some of the welfare recipients...just certain ones...just 3 out of 10...oh, how can we say it.?..Uh...the Niii...well, the ones who he thinks would be better off picking cotton. He'd even have them happily singing "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" or "Camptown Ladies".

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