The Paparazzi have been busy tailing none other than the partially animate burgerKing walking-mannequin.
Shock! ...Gasp! He has been caught in a love tryst with none other than...washed-up 1970s actress Valleri Bertenelli. (She was only washed-up, now her career is finished. She won't even be able to swing any Jenny Craig product endorsements after this.) I'm sure that her agent has dumped her. Guess the guy didn't find the 10% of her BurgerKing coupons and free prepackaged condiments to be suitable compensation for fighting for a lost cause.
What was she thinking? Does the BurgerFreak have like a huge plastic dick or something? Hell, she could have just bought one of those, complete with batteries, then she wouldn't have to wake up next to that hideous polystyene freakhead and the stench of frenchfry grease.
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One of the most accidentally frightening commercials of recent years depicted a guy waking up in the morning and rolling over, only to find the Burger King (in full regalia) laying there with sandwich in hand, just waiting for him to wake up.
Incredibly creepy...
He was also caught in the closet of another couple's home:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eCfULQUx1V8
Polt
Are these Buger King ads??? *shudder* How creapy can they get?
Another good reason I don't have a TV.
Er CreEpy too. I spel gud.
Hey Rev,
Yes...the guy wakes up and Plasti-manfreak-king-of-the-burgers is laying there holding a cresandwich and the fucking guy actually takes the thing and eats it. Ewwwwww! Yuk! Who knows where that thing has been? Damn...I hate that commercial.
Polt,
Can't believe that the pussy in that video didn't use the bat on that hideous thing until it stops moving, stuff the corpse in the trunk with a bag of quick lime and then drive out to a building-site in Jersy to dispose of the corpse.
Jayleeen,
I agree...It's things like that which make me want to emulate Robert DeNiro in Taxidriver and shoot the TV with a deer rifle...well, that and American Idol.
badVlad...
At least one company has got it right!
http://signgenerator.kfccruelty.com/index.asp?SignSubmission=1E7B0BCD-071F-4778-9C6D-3C9F65A2232E
Polt
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