Hey folks, just so that you don't all get nice and comfortable with the cute warm wittle puppies in today's previous post, I thought that I would turn around and present something that will leave you with nightmares. This extreme shift from sweet furry cuteness to hideous nominally-human freaks in greasepaint should exacerbate the psychological terror that you experience from staring into the eyes of pure 50-weight adulterated evil. In fact, I would like for the readers of this blog to rate these clowns as to:
-Which one is the most creepy?
-Which has recently eaten a baby?
-Which one worships Satan and sacrifices small furry creatures on a stone altar?
-Which one stores his own urine in jars?
-Which one owns a large number of shares of Occidental Petroleum stock?
-Which one has the odor of rancid milk?
-Which one has a second career as a bruto-homoerotic porn star?
-Which one is a devout Methodist?
-Which one posed for a picture with Roselyn Carter?
-If you had your wish, which one would you most like to shoot in the face with a Lugar?
...or even feel free to create your own category.
Of course, each can win more than one category.
Just in case any of you are wondering, these guys are available to perform at your kid's next birthday party or to even babysit while you enjoy an evening out. That is...if you are a stupid sadistic-shit of a parent.
Sure...All kids just love clowns and their zany madcap antics.
"Now, Timmy, stop all that screaming and have a balloon. Oh, looky! Pervo-the-Clown wants you to reach deep into his pocket for a special birthday surprise."
7 comments:
All of the above to the really skeeeeery ugly one on the bottom left... Yikes!
Looking at him makes me physically ill and suddenly the temperature all around me increases.
And no I'm not HOT for him... and be careful how you respond Vlad, we do not want a repeat of what happened at Carolyn's when you compared me to... to... to YOU-KNOW-WHO!
I still have nightmares and that evil clown looks a lot like him!
Joyless
Hey...what happened at Carolyn's STAYS at Carolyn's.
The temperature increasing around you is a common phenomenon. You should also smell the faint aroma of brimstone.
Oh, I figured it was his Gorebull warming effect from all the noxious gasses he emits from his fugly body...
Thanks for the nightmares vlad, Now Al Gore will be keeping me up all night...that one clown doesn't look too bad the one giving the thumbs up but Al he is my personal nightmare nobel peace price or not
I didn't include the Nobel Peace Prize as a category, because the one on the lower right was also awarded one. That's Yassar Arafat...also known as "Windpipe-the-Clown" the jester of jihad.
You made a good observation, although the reasons behind them being honoured by the Nobel committee and organization are quite dubious.
The one which you noted "doesn't look too bad" is Jans Hammerslutt (gay S&M pornstar from Holland)whose clown-name is "Mister Wiggles".
Umm, isn't the answer to all the questions the same?
I think it's the one on the bottom left.
What do I win?
You win a free all-expense paid visit to the sailors' quarters.
Lucky Girl!
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