Police have apprehended the most diabolical predator of the big-Top. Here we see him being led away in shackles from his McDonaldland Ranch, finally putting an end to his culinary crimes and debauchery. In the background you can see the sinister lair where he used fatty milkshakes and cholesterol-laden happy meals (complete with cheap plastic toy trinkets) to lure unsuspecting children into his remote compound and start them on the tragic road to obesity and heart disease. Investigators and prosecutors are busy gathering evidence to prepare an airtight case which will put this piece of human garbage away from cuisine for good. The full penalty of the law is hardly strong enough to appropriately deal with his ghastly crimes.
What I really want to know is: what the hell were those parents thinking?
Is it really so difficult to prepare a nice healthy Penne Rigate Al Forno and a fresh spinach salad with zesty vinagrette for their own childrens' dinner? Concerned parents being involved in their kids' diet is what is most effective at keeping them away from the disgusting unhealthy lifestyle that was being promoted by the likes of that shameless greasy reprobate.
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