Saturday, January 10, 2009

If You Thought That Was Gay, Then Check This Out!

Alright, lady...if your primary motivation for looking hot is to prevent your boyfriend from sneaking-off to the cabana for a little mano y mano action with the poolboy, then just maybe the brand of swimsuit that you are wearing should not be your main concern.
How about being a tad more selective about who you date? For instance; those little criss-cross peekaboo thigh cutouts on Chet's swim trunks are a dead give-away that he would rather be cavorting with hairy men in Spartan costumes at the nearest bathhouse than lounging poolside with you.

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