Monday, April 7, 2008

Evil Clown Cereal
















OK...I gotta admit, I just don't get the whole thing with clowns. They are so sinister and creepy. Who in the hell would let their kids be around these weirdo-freaks? That one picture of Bozo totally creeps me out. He looks as if he feasts on brains or someting, and he's worried that the police are going to find the corpse that he dismembered and has packaged in his freezer. Try to imagine how terrifying that freaky-looking thing would be to little kids. No sane person likes clowns, and kids (who they are presumably meant to entertain) scream and avoid them at all costs. Yet, since clowns are so colorful and festive and perform zany antics...some brain-damaged adults just think that kids are supposed to naturally gravitate towards them.
So, who would buy food products packaged in boxes which feature strange beings who make your skin crawl?
And how about the vaguely suggestive label "Large Size" right next to Zippy-the-pinheaded-Clown's leering gaze? Ewww!

They might as well seek a product endorsement from John Wayne Gacy.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I agree! Clowns have always given me the creeps! I've never understood why anyone would like them, let alone sick them on children!

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