Thursday, April 24, 2008

Why Do People Listen to This Clown?

Yes, professional buttwipe, Dr. Phil is now out pushing his latest bullshit selfhelp book for the Oprah-loving crowd. He is so irritating and whiney, I don't know how people actually take anything that he says seriously. Is he even a real Doctor? Well, he used to be until the States of Texas and California pulled his psychology license. It was due to professional misconduct, or rather: an "inapropriate relationship" with a 19 year old patient. He was 39 years old and married at the time. Damn! what was SHE thinking?...crazy girl must have needed to see a shrink or something. Too bad she went to see Phil, instead.



Now....This guy, gives really good advice.


His name is BigTit Bob from Austin. Here we see him in the Alamo drafthouse enjoying their famous "burger and a helmet" lunch special. Bob doesn't give a shit about anything, so he'll come right out and tell you the truth. You could actually pattern your life based on his astute observations and wise counsel. He's a much better advisor than Dr. Phil, and guess what: He holds just as many professional credentials. Oprah and him would make a really cute couple. Actually, he'd probably mistake her for 400 lbs. of bear liver in a cellophane bag and eat her. (...and the downside IS?)

5 comments:

Kat said...

How's that working for you Vlad? sorry couldn't resist

badVlad said...

It's not working very good.
BitTit Bob tends to talk with his mouth full and it's really gross. If you stand within a few yards, you get sprayed with soggy morsels. Plus, you can't understand a thing he's saying.
But, Dr. Phil sprays people with bullshit.
I guess I'll just go back to flipping a coin.

Kat said...

I have a therapist I can reccommend lol

Kat said...

You need to blog more dude!

Anonymous said...

You shore gotta purtty mouth.

-Billyjoebob