Wednesday, April 9, 2008

LOLCats Suck!



Everybody keeps posting these lame-cutesy photos of kitties saying stupid things. It's really getting old. Cats can't talk. They don't even like you, they just hang around for the free food. If a better offer came along, they'd drop you real quick. And what is the deal with the cheeseburgers? Cats don't eat cheeseburgers! They even lack the functional appendages and motor skills necessary to pick one up.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's the rare lolcat that is clever and/or funny. And my cat has assured me that cats do not talk like that. But it aids their eventual take-over of the world to let humans believe they do.

I'm just trying to find ways of getting blog traffic and thought that might be a way. But have decided to abandon that path.

And speaking of things that suck... Blogger SUCKS more than lolcats do. Why are you tormenting your friends by having your blog on it? "Type the characters you see in the picture above." BAH! lol

Joyless

Anonymous said...

PS - you're supposed to have a Fuel Widget on your page...

And chat seems to be down... wah!

Joyless

badVlad said...

OK-OK...THERE! I did it.
Happy, now?
Fine!

This is so exciting.
While Chat is down, we can use this as a lifeboat.

badVlad said...

I know that blogger-blog sucks...I just can't help it. It's sort of like when you are passing a really bad car wreck and you know that you shouldn't look, but you can't help it...

Anonymous said...

You women love your cats...

...they are independent, don't come when called, like to stay out all night, when they are home they like to eat, sleep, and be left alone.

But these are the same *$#% qualities you HATE in men!! What's the deal????

Poult II

Anonymous said...

blogger blog doesn't sucks. It's a broad statement, and you should know that. That's like saying all white people are racist because you generalize and chose an asshole to represent them in your eye/view.

Some of the bloggers keep their blogs private, some are good, some are bad, but it's make sense if they don't want to share their personal life. At least they are isolating the "sucky" blogs that stands out on the internet.

...Sphincter

Also, lolcats are overused material. And yet it's still being used. Because we are in a endlesss cycle in which babies are born, and people age their life off, we get noobs loitering on the internet; they are easily amused to these lolcrap, youtube, myspace, facebook, and anything simple and anti-nerdish, unlike emulating games, hacking, etc.