Saturday, April 19, 2008

Mommy Dearest




OK, so the cops took a bunch of kids away from these strange characters and some people are actually complaining that they (the cops) "went too far". Huh??? Oh come-on!!! That one in the front with the monobrow and the Joan Crawford shoulders looks really scary-mean. Just imagine if you were her teenaged daughter and you were given the choice of being nailed by some filthy drooling old geezer or having Mommystein give you a good thrashing..."NO MORE Wire HANGERS...EVER!!!"

The cops were just doing their jobs and made a good call.
After those kids are issued Iphones and PS3s, and are taught how to hangout at the mall they'll be fully ready to join our civilization.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The monobrow is an obvious indication of FLDS inbreeding.

(Cue: Banjo)

Within three generations her offspring will be back to dragging knuckles. Funny thing is she was only the second generation to be on two feet!

Maybe there is evolution!

Poult II

badVlad said...

As Austin Powers would say:
"That's a MAN, baby!"

Kat said...

ok that was freaking hilliarious, and the monobrow....I've had this obsession with plucking my brows since the first time I saw her, damn I'm having nightmares about it.
Thanks for the visit and comment on my blog...Like your style full of snark just the way I like it.